me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
kiss me beneath the milky twilight ✨
“Red’s the color of the heart!”
This is the best.
i have seen nothing more accurate than this
i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle
Today I caught the rainbow in my cat’s earall my years of blogging have led me to this moment i can officially close now
Your cats gaydar just turned on
Oh god, i love cats